Look Mommy. I caught a mouse!

It’s Friday! Walk in. Fuck shit up. Walk out.

Memory fur

Get the treats or I pull the plug

“How is your week going?” Me:

Say nothing. They’ll blame the dog.

My cat figured out how the fridge works and now he’s turnt on fresh, crisp water

It’s all here. I trust you brought the ‘nip.

Dad starting putting in new toilet. Walked away for a few minutes and came back to this.

Tell me again what the vet did to the dog

Interpurretive dance. No more catnip for you.

That’s right. Take that bath. You dirty little bird.

What do you mean your chair? I don’t see you sitting in it

A cat with box on its head

Cat is swimming like a king

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Look Mommy. I caught a mouse!

It’s Friday! Walk in. Fuck shit up. Walk out.

Memory fur

Get the treats or I pull the plug

“How is your week going?” Me:

Say nothing. They’ll blame the dog.

My cat figured out how the fridge works and now he’s turnt on fresh, crisp water

It’s all here. I trust you brought the ‘nip.

Dad starting putting in new toilet. Walked away for a few minutes and came back to this.

Tell me again what the vet did to the dog

Interpurretive dance. No more catnip for you.

That’s right. Take that bath. You dirty little bird.

What do you mean your chair? I don’t see you sitting in it

A cat with box on its head

Cat is swimming like a king