You may go servant… Why are you still here? Be gone with you. Oh, sweet baby Jesus… I needed this. Posted on October 1, 2019October 1, 2019 by Lemur Read More
Batters bought me a chicken wing from outside. It’s still warm. Where you did get this? Posted on October 1, 2019October 1, 2019 by Lemur Read More
It’s Friday! Walk in. Fuck shit up. Walk out. Posted on October 1, 2019October 1, 2019 by Lemur Read More
My cat figured out how the fridge works and now he’s turnt on fresh, crisp water Posted on September 30, 2019September 30, 2019 by Lemur Read More
It’s all here. I trust you brought the ‘nip. Posted on September 27, 2019September 27, 2019 by Lemur Read More
Dad starting putting in new toilet. Walked away for a few minutes and came back to this. Posted on September 27, 2019 by Lemur Read More
Tell me again what the vet did to the dog Posted on September 27, 2019September 27, 2019 by Lemur Read More
Interpurretive dance. No more catnip for you. Posted on September 27, 2019September 27, 2019 by Lemur Read More
That’s right. Take that bath. You dirty little bird. Posted on September 27, 2019September 27, 2019 by Lemur Read More