When you check to see if your girlfriend is still pissed… Posted on December 6, 2019December 6, 2019 by Lemur Read More
Look, I’m a hooman. Get off da counter, don’t eat mai fud, dur dur dur dur Posted on December 6, 2019December 6, 2019 by Lemur Read More
I wish I knew what the hell is going on there. Posted on December 6, 2019December 6, 2019 by Lemur Read More
When the doctor takes x-ray of my heart Posted on December 6, 2019December 6, 2019 by Lemur Read More
When your soul is dark and evil, and they ask you to smile. Posted on December 6, 2019December 6, 2019 by Lemur Read More
We were right, Carl. Humans don’t land on their feet. Posted on December 6, 2019December 6, 2019 by Lemur Read More
My friend’s cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money Posted on December 6, 2019December 6, 2019 by Lemur Read More
When people ask me which is more important, food or love. I don’t answer because I’m eating. Posted on December 6, 2019December 6, 2019 by Lemur Read More
Tell me Sir Mittens, what does mine kingdom think of me? They appear to tolerate you, your Grace. Marvelous. Posted on December 6, 2019December 6, 2019 by Lemur Read More
Should I be worried… How much nip did you take? Posted on December 6, 2019December 6, 2019 by Lemur Read More
Step 1: make myself look like a step Step 2: have human trip over me and tumble down the stairs Step 3: walk away like I don’t care Posted on December 4, 2019December 4, 2019 by Lemur Read More