Awesome Litter Robot

The motivational speaker said: All you need to do is get on the treadmill DONE!

When you check to see if your girlfriend is still pissed…

Look, I’m a hooman. Get off da counter, don’t eat mai fud, dur dur dur dur

Luke… Join the dork side

I wish I knew what the hell is going on there.

When the doctor takes x-ray of my heart

When your soul is dark and evil, and they ask you to smile.

We were right, Carl. Humans don’t land on their feet.

My friend’s cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money

True love is… Getting fat together…

When people ask me which is more important, food or love. I don’t answer because I’m eating.

Tell me Sir Mittens, what does mine kingdom think of me? They appear to tolerate you, your Grace. Marvelous.

Should I be worried… How much nip did you take?

Floof and mini-floof

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Awesome Litter Robot

The motivational speaker said: All you need to do is get on the treadmill DONE!

When you check to see if your girlfriend is still pissed…

Look, I’m a hooman. Get off da counter, don’t eat mai fud, dur dur dur dur

Luke… Join the dork side

I wish I knew what the hell is going on there.

When the doctor takes x-ray of my heart

When your soul is dark and evil, and they ask you to smile.

We were right, Carl. Humans don’t land on their feet.

My friend’s cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money

True love is… Getting fat together…

When people ask me which is more important, food or love. I don’t answer because I’m eating.

Tell me Sir Mittens, what does mine kingdom think of me? They appear to tolerate you, your Grace. Marvelous.

Should I be worried… How much nip did you take?

Floof and mini-floof