– “Do they still worship us, child?” – “Well, I shit in the box and they clean it.” Posted on February 10, 2020February 10, 2020 by Lemur – “Good job.”... Read More
I assembled my cat without instructions Posted on February 10, 2020February 10, 2020 by Lemur Read More
To be honest, I don’t know if I have a dog, or a cat… and at this point I’m afraid to ask. Posted on February 10, 2020February 10, 2020 by Lemur Read More
They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a cat getting ready to vomit… NOTHING makes you jump out of bed faster! Posted on February 10, 2020February 10, 2020 by Lemur Read More
If the vet can’t find ‘em, then the vet can’t take ‘em. Posted on February 10, 2020February 10, 2020 by Lemur Read More