My personal fitness assistant

YOGA: Level Cat – Now take both legs & simply toss them around your neck… Like a scarf.

You may go servant… Why are you still here? Be gone with you. Oh, sweet baby Jesus… I needed this.

Batters bought me a chicken wing from outside. It’s still warm. Where you did get this?

How to walk your cats

Look Mommy. I caught a mouse!

It’s Friday! Walk in. Fuck shit up. Walk out.

Memory fur

Get the treats or I pull the plug

“How is your week going?” Me:

Say nothing. They’ll blame the dog.

My cat figured out how the fridge works and now he’s turnt on fresh, crisp water

It’s all here. I trust you brought the ‘nip.

Dad starting putting in new toilet. Walked away for a few minutes and came back to this.

Tell me again what the vet did to the dog

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My personal fitness assistant

YOGA: Level Cat – Now take both legs & simply toss them around your neck… Like a scarf.

You may go servant… Why are you still here? Be gone with you. Oh, sweet baby Jesus… I needed this.

Batters bought me a chicken wing from outside. It’s still warm. Where you did get this?

How to walk your cats

Look Mommy. I caught a mouse!

It’s Friday! Walk in. Fuck shit up. Walk out.

Memory fur

Get the treats or I pull the plug

“How is your week going?” Me:

Say nothing. They’ll blame the dog.

My cat figured out how the fridge works and now he’s turnt on fresh, crisp water

It’s all here. I trust you brought the ‘nip.

Dad starting putting in new toilet. Walked away for a few minutes and came back to this.

Tell me again what the vet did to the dog